So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Panties = found
Randomize
