How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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