even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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