I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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