She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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