I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm sobbing to NWA
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
