Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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