That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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