absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He passed out mid-signature
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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