found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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