I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
