no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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