You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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