Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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