fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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