Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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