Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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