Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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