I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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