I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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