There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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