i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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