I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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