scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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