Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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