Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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