i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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