ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
