You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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