dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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