last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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