With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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