I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
