yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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