dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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