I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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