I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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