There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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