In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i out mim tonsoeep
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