nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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