im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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