do herpes really smell.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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