We're like a lot better than the average bears
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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