Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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