You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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