I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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