do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
