how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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