All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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