then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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