I'm drive I can fine osifer
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
either way he was missing a nipple.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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