I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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