Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
my liver is dry heaving
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