Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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