I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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