just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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