No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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